Why I Hope Not To Need A Lawyer Anytime Soon

Lawyers are very important cogs in the American judicial system machine, I do not want to need one. If I do end up needing a lawyer it is probably because something bad has happened.
If I need a Massachusetts criminal defense lawyer it will be because I am accused of committing a crime. I did almost need Massachusetts criminal defense attorneys due to a ticket I received on the Massachusetts Turnpike. Ultimately my wife took care of it despite my desire she let it go. If I had not listened to my wife I probably would have needed a Massachusetts criminal defense lawyer. I am glad this did not happen in Pittsfield and I do not know a single Pittsfield criminal defense lawyer. Had I gotten into a violent accident out of state I would have needed a Massachusetts personal injury lawyer who would have represented me against the claim of injuring another driver. He would have been facing other Massachusetts personal injury lawyers in court which would have been very expensive.
I suppose if I did not listen to my wife enough and we lived in Boston I could end up needing a divorce attorney Massachusetts. Needing a divorce attorney Massachusetts after over 20 years of marriage would be quite sad. My in laws used a divorce attorney but being in New York did not use a divorce attorney Massachusetts. When a divorce attorney Masachusetts has to get involved it is because at least one of the two sides has given up trying and decided that they would be happier without the other person. Despite plenty of fights over the years I am sure I am better off with my wife than needing a divorce attorney Massachusetts. My wife would never go for the Norwegian findings that divorce rates were lower in families where women did the housework.
One reason we might need a divorce attorney Massachusetts is if we had problems with communication or our money issues were worse. We will not need a divorce attorney Massachusetts because of infidelity or abuse or loss of interest.
The only time my family really enjoyed using a lawyer was when they used a family law lawyer to adopt me.